• Mom: (comes through the front door) Hey honey, how was your day my day was interesting I forgot the softball dinner's tomorrow night do you like my new earrings -
• Me: (looks up from World Lit 2 at her without speaking)
• Mom: What's the matter? You look like you're going to cry.

• Me: On a scale of Nicholas Cage to Erendiz, how many Good Omens feelings do you have?
• Mom: I'm not sure how to...

guys guess what

I’m probably gonna have movie popcorn for breakfast

woot

• Mom: We need to go to the show tomorrow.
• Me: What show?
• Mom: ...Dark Shadows.
• Me: Oh. But do we need to go to that?
• Mom: My vouchers expire at the end of the month.
• Me: Oh.
•  -hours later-
• Mom: Or we could go to the show today.
• Me: Or you could write my World Lit 2 for me.
• Mom: Oh yeah.
• Me: Or my EE outline.
• Mom: Right.
• Me: Just flip a coin, really.

omg my mom’s talking about her pregnancy tests and I can’t stop laughing oh my god

• Neal: You still think I'm a thief?
• Taylor: A fish dosufahdawter
• Me: 
• Mom: 
• Me: 
• Mom: what
• Me: A fish... what?
•  -rewinds-
• Taylor: A fish does snoo wel louf wah
• Me & Mom: A fish doesn't do well out of water!

• Me: Let's talk about something that's not school.
• Mom: Hmm... Boys?
• Me: Okay!
• Mom: 
• Me: 
• Mom: 
• Me: 
• Mom: 
• Me: 
• Mom: Know any?

So Mom and I went to get me a new school counselor (from her school) and then we went to the art show at my school and then we went to Costco and then we sat at home and went through all my tagged ships

I’d call this a productive evening.

I’d like to point out that I have absolutely nothing planned for Mothers’ Day tomorrow.