“The Story of Menstruation”
UM. OK, DISNEY. TEACH ME ABOUT MY ~WOMANLY~ WAYS.

A New Direction: Episode 1x03 - The Biz In Showbiz
“Hello?” called Rachel, entering the apartment. “Anyone here?”
She removed her keys from the lock and promptly dropped them. She bent down to pick them up.
“Nice view,” said an unfamiliar voice. Rachel shrieked, spinning around, fists raised.
She was met by a grinning man she had never seen before, sitting at the table, and a slightly apologetic Blaine, who was struggling to keep from smiling.
She narrowed her eyes. “That was very rude,” she said, haughtily.
“What? I was just talking about the skyline,” said the man innocently, indicating the window where there was, indeed, a nice view.
Rachel folded her arms. “Blaine?” she prompted.
“Rachel, this is Luke, I met him at school.” Blaine said.
“And you just…what, invited him over?” asked Rachel. “Do you even know his last name?”
“Let me tell you something about me and Frodo,” said Luke, throwing his arm around Blaine’s shoulders. “We go way back. It’s been, what?” He looked at Blaine.
“About…” Blaine checked his watch. “Seven hours.”
“Seven hours, Rachel. Blaine and I have a connection,” said the boy, dramatically.
“I’ll make sure to tell Kurt. Blaine’s boyfriend,” said Rachel.
“And what about you? Do you have a boyfriend?” asked the man, grin widening.
Rachel felt herself go pink.
I wouldn’t mind if Glee doesn’t give us Klaine!sexytimes anytime soon, if we could instead have Blaine and Kurt being super flirty, where Blaine says to Kurt in a low quiet voice, “So what did you learn from those pamphlets?” and Kurt says “Why don’t I demonstrate?” Cue giggles and them flying down onto Kurt’s bed, tangled up in each other.
and this all takes place shot from outside the bedroom window blocked by a tree.
and under that tree is the band kid playing the keyboard
and then Finn walks in like the giant awkward cockblock he is and ruins everything
oh, what’s this…
I’M CHOCKING
